In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize