the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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