garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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