who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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