Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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