The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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