he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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