I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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