i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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