He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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