I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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