I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
my being single is dangerous.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize