Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
