so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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