god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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