Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You took a bar mat shot.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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