Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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