i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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