I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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