Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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