I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"