Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar