it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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