plz talk dirty to me
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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