rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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