So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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