I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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