he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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