no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
