tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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