And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Your cock deserves a montage
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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