Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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