do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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