i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she smelled like a LAN party
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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