You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Moan for me like Helen Keller
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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