He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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