I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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