Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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