When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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