How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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