porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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