1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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