I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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