first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
