Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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