What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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