: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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