everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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