So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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