handjob tips. give me some.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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