I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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