Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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