That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I lost the right to judge tonight
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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