Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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