Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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