Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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