Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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