Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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