friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize