he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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